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DDM_Black6
Sun Sep 20, 2009 1:52 am

Re: Jokes and Funny sh*t
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Oldy but a goody... :)





A little girl on a plane

 

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said

 

"Lets talk....I've heard that flights go much quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow 

passengers.

 

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger...........

"what would you like to talk about?"

 

"OH, I do not know" said the stranger...How about Nuclear Power? and he smiles.

 

OK she repied, "that would be an interesting topic."

But first let me ask you a question..................... a horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff,

yet a deer excretes little pellets

     a cow turns out a flat patty

and a horse produces clumps of dried grass........Why is this so????????

 

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girls intelligence thinks about it and says

"HHHHHMMMMmmmm!!! I have no idea"

 

to which the little girl replies

 

"Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you dont know Shit"?
