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#1:  Redneck....... Author: DDM_Demon,  You have posted in this forum: Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:41 pm You're An EXTREME Redneck When..... 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.. 5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean. 6. Someone in your family died right after saying 'Hey, guys, watch this'. 7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. 8.. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. 9. Your junior prom offered day care. 10. You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are 'Gentlemen, start your engines'. 11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.. 12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse. 13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge. 14. One of your kids was born on a pool table. 15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos. 16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it. 17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

#2:   Author: DDM_LordShado,  You have posted in this forum: Mon Aug 03, 2009 11:34 pm 18. Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

#3:  Re: Redneck....... Author: SoulBandit,  You have posted in this forum: Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:14 am 19: Your Mother in law keeps a spitoon on the end of the ironing board!

#4:   Author: DDM_Demon,  You have posted in this forum: Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:24 pm LMAO.........keep em commin

#5:   Author: DDM_redeye,  You have posted in this forum: Tue Aug 04, 2009 1:15 pm 20. you loose a "pissing for distance" contest to your grandma

#6:   Author: DDM_Demon,  You have posted in this forum: Tue Aug 04, 2009 2:47 pm lmao....good one rusty

#7:   Author: DDM_LordShado,  You have posted in this forum: Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:18 am 21. You ever got too drunk to fish.

#8:   Author: DDM_redeye,  You have posted in this forum: Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:38 pm yep... am right now...(pops the top on the next one)

#9:   Author: DDM_LordSoth,  You have posted in this forum: Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:27 pm A redneck brother and sister are having sex one day. After they are done the sister looks at her brother and says you f&$k like dad does. The brother replies that's what mom keeps telling me.

#10:   Author: DDM_LordSoth,  You have posted in this forum: Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:29 pm 2 hookers are walking the street one evening. 1 looks at the other and says we are going to get paid tonight, I smell d@&k in the air. The other one replies b#$%h I just burped.

#11:   Author: DDM_Demon,  You have posted in this forum: Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:10 pm lmao

#12:  Re: Redneck....... Author: SoulBandit,  You have posted in this forum: Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:29 pm The groom to be takes his fiance to his old kentucky home to meet his parents, during dinner the boys mother asks the young lady if she is still a virgin. The girl replies why yes I am. To which the boys father states, "That is it! The wedding is off!" "If she ain't good enough for her own damn family, sh ain't good enough for ours!"

#13:   Author: DDM_Demon,  You have posted in this forum: Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:32 pm OMG LOL

#14:  Re: Redneck....... Author: SniperStrike,  You have posted in this forum: Tue Aug 11, 2009 4:44 am 22. If your richest relative bought a new house and you had to help take the wheels off it!!you might be a red neck

#15:   Author: DDM_Pyromancer,  You have posted in this forum: Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:18 am If you risk life and Limb chasing a NASCAR Hauler truck for a cellphone picture, you might be a Red Neck

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